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Rhyming:

Hum, sum, bum, rum, slum, dumb, succumb, numb. Upstairs I heard the hum of an intruder, my body went numb,and I couldn't move, I didn't want to completely succumb to the fear of the slum.

Rhetoric, Satiric, idiotic, click, flick, stick, kick. Your rhetoric is ridiculously idiotic. You should put it all on paper, it would be hilariously satiric.

Bitch, hitch, switch, witch, itch...You spiteful witch, I have an itch to make you sleep outside, like a bitch. hahahahaha. (not)