Does anyone know when to shut up? There are way too many people around here that just talk and talk and talk and it's really irritating. I think it's funny how people have tried to threaten me in the past...it never went very far. People gossip so much behind peoples backs that they don't know what to say when it comes to actually confronting the gossipee.
I'm not scared of people, they are pathetic, I do think they are disgusting and most don't deserve to live, yes, I do believe that, but I am not and never will be, afraid of another human being. Sharks! Fuck yea, I'm scared shitless!
Here's the truth about my life right now, the honest to God truth...
-In the past week I have experienced many new things. I had my first visit to Wonderland on Monday. It was great, I fit in well. The Hatter told me that I should move into the empty trailer next to his because it's Wonderland, and they are all mad there and that he'd never met anyone as mad as me. I laughed at him and kissed his button nose...I also got a application for the empty trailer...
After having tea with the Hatter and the Hare (who really was quite mad if you ask me), I went on a little hike up the gumdrop mountains and into the flower garden where I met a hash smoking crazy mother of a caterpiller. His name was Bogey. He sold me some of his fine as...coconut flavored weeds he grew by his shroom home. We smoked for several hours till I passed the fuck out and woke up the next day in a cottage with a screaming baby that turned out to be a piglet. It was really annoying so I slaughtered it and made pork rinds. They were delish. I still have some left over if you want some ;)
So after that crazy adventure, I decided I needed to chill the fuck out and I left Wonderland and came home and slept the rest of the day. I woke in the night with a start...I thought I heard crickets whispering in my ear.
Indeed, after some investigating, I found there WERE crickets in my ear, whispering to me! Well, actually it was only one sweet little cricket, his name was Jiminy. Have you met him? He says he gets around and speaks to many folks about his wanderings. BUT he was definately not speaking to me about wanderings, he was telling me that I ought to make a wish on a star, because he was tired of seeing me stumble through life with no apparent ambitions.
So I found my star and wished that I could just be a real girl. And POOF!!!
No more wooden vestiges! All real arms and legs, and even a darn cute face with actual skin!
Now, since my one true dream has come true, I have decided to embark upon a new odyssey!
I am headed to New Orleans to find Lestat de Lioncourt, and telling him to make me a vampire so we can be lovers till the end of the world!!!
My diary,
Miss Lola
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